That could quite possibly be a lie, but what isn't a lie is that you have come to this website. 

Usually this homepage says something like 'There is nothing here, come back later'. Well, now there is something here!

I have two whole things in my Scripts/Stories tab. I plan to have five there soon!

Or maybe four, as one will fit into the In-Jokes Galore possibly, but I will try making it everyone friendly. We'll see.

 

Thanks for visiting. I love you. Really. Call me.

/creepiness